Oral Foibles

For the Uninitiated

Who don’t know what’s coming

Expect werewolves and old men

Spoken warts and unspoken lewd innuendo

Passionate depression, impressive digestives

Roller Derby Queen Dusty Jerms delivers

Household management tips, all while maintaining her peaceful yet stern Sassasa-fism.

Lush humbuggery, flush bumhuggery: bums hugging bums in front of your thumbs near 

Huggington Humpington Manor

Expect a guest appearance by the salted fists of Jamian Cobb, doorknobs and deadbolts

The smell of stew and whiskey

The Collegiate Babes of Lizard-Study   Hall

Einstein, beer steins, wisteria smoking wisensteins 

Tales of the Regrettable Hominy Enema

In case you haven’t a clue 

This should curdle your curiosity

Expect Spectacular venacular, waffling bafflers and baffling wafflers

Devilissimo Vandervomit stops in, with a tater on his pecker

Improvinating, jackassery, waving Richard Leakey’s prosthetic leg

Shrieking, “Shank the Shark! Shank the Shark!”.

Spider Horses, Egonomists, playing tuggy of war with Kentucky Hambones

Smokercizing Computies, pornographic practicum, narrow narratives

Moralists, Whoralists, Oralists, and toothy toddlers teething on bullets

Chameleons on plaid, coming of age stories for seniors, and echophonic saxaphones 

In case you didn’t know what was coming, It’s Oral Foibles.